i fucking hate the god damned DMV!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE THEIR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PHONE SYSTEM!!!! “im sorry, i didnt get that.” “FUCK YOU ASS MUNCHER! FUCK YOU!” i hate the damned elevator music, their stupid voice choice system, their long lines, their bitchy attendents, the frowny faces that look like they just came from an abusive relationship! i FUCKING HATE IT ALLLLLL!!!!!! i hate the damned dmv more so then i hate the fact that people are fucking retards putting their damned kids in a UNTESTED FUCKING VEHICLE! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE DAMNED SMOOTH JAZZ!!!!???  it does absolutely nothing to help with my anger, and it will never at all help me in a torubling situation. 

“911? HELP IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!”
“HOLD ON MISS WHILE WE PLAY YOU SOME SMOOTH JAZZ!”
the fuck?

NO! NO MORE FUCKING SMOOTH JAZZ!  i hate the fucking dmv because the only people who work there are fat people stuck in smaller offices then they can afford to fucking fit into. and thats why they are always  SO FUCKING GOD DAMNED PISSY! i think kanye west mustve worked there at one point or another, and so did the guy who blackmailed… attemtped to blackmail letterman, and well as the peep hole stalker. I HATE, I REPEAT, LOATHE WITH A FUCKING PASSION THE GOD DAMNED DMV!!!!

Posted via web from The mind of Morgan James Gavin

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