IM FUCKING DRUNK!

hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! im about to write another drunk blog, the greatsand thelsmalls, the rights nad the wrongs… fuck all… i need something a bit more… powerful. god damned that some nasty stuff. ok, lets begin with my current favorite subject, brian. god loves that little fucking  goat fucker. you want to know why? because he fucks goats… and hes usually the one on the bottom. 

in fact, i came up with al ittle rhyme for him to help him spread the word that brian quinones has swine flu, and hell deny it up and down… but its true, he does have it..

brian q has swine flu
hell deny till his face is blue
avoid him at all costs
or else your health will be lost

see? that wasnt so bad? but the truth of the matter, is that swine flu is nothing to joke about. not one ounce, so thats why in accordance to my fucking decree, brian must be drawn, quartered, nickled and dimed, and then injected with the vaccine, because his only real hope of actually pulling off a successful marriage. 

speaking of the idea of him getting married, to me,  thats like putting perfume on a peice of douchey shit. hes still that, whatever i just wrote. wow, that was a nice condensed peice of hate that everyone will enjoy… ive got some other words as well…

folks, it has been a way overdue time since ive actually ranted and raved about someone. so, ill attack the shemale known as hauptman111, because we all know that his clown shoe fetish is just  public, and its in the loop, and EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! why? well, lets start off iwth the simple reason that this “hauptan111” is really none other then uswins little bro, maybe… maybe not… the angry email ill get and post here will prove that fact that the two are connected. because as soon as thel ittle dude stopped posting crap about me, hauptman111 did the exact same thing. this is kinda like that scene in close encounters with the htird kind, where the dudes plaing the organ and so is the giant fucking ufo.

the fact of the matter is this folks: giant fucking ufos are somewhat intrusive in the act of sex. im not sure why, or how they would even fit into a vagina… though the vagina are very flexible. after all, brian was born, and he has a big assed ballon like head.

speaking of which, the balloon boy is a little emo bastard… or is that his attention starved father, who by all means may join brian on the bench of douche bags. the simple and elegant truth of the matter is this folks :kanye west is a fucking douchebag king fucker of them all. the one thing you aren ever supposed to do, is rape and piss on someones moment of fun like he did with taylor swift.

i hope that fucker burns in hell after hes ACTUALLY died. and the amazing fact of this whole thing is that its all related! douches wild!

Posted via web from The mind of Morgan James Gavin

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