shit storm
stress is gettin’ to metrouble’s coming my way
all of living it out is good
not because thing are free
not from the way they could be
trouble comes in all forms
welcome to the shit storm hitting you in the face
looking for the right time and place
seeing with eyes unglued
getting pissed off at you
wondering where my dinner is
gee golly I hope your a swimmer
seeing with eyes unglued
here I am
rock me like a shook up noose I hate all the bad news I got today
from my divorce
to the CIA
from my dog dying
to the final plague arising
I don’t think things could get much worse
oh god
here’s comes the shit storm well my
bills are piling high
the stoners finally fried
the hippy in the bathtub finally died
I’ve flooded my home
lost my cell phone
got abducted by aliens
now I’m in Roswell
my kids just died
my home so in a fire
I lost my job
now I’ve become a slob
I hate my lawyer
he’s always such a toyer
and I just got attacked
by a news van
trouble comes in forms
welcome to the shit storm well now I’ve had up to hear
my mother in laws such a dear
she let me stay in her place
and I hope she’s not racist
and she said to me
this evening
things could possibly get worse
well bills are piling high
the stoners finally fried
the hippy in the bathtub finally died
I’ve flooded my home
lost my cell phone
got abducted by aliens
now I’m in Roswell
my kids just died
my home so in a fire
I lost my job
now I’ve become a slob
I hate my lawyer
he’s always such a toyer
and I just got attacked
by a news van
trouble comes in forms
welcome to the shit storm I got hit in the head
by a guy named ed
I screamed like a girl
now I’m gonna hurl
I lost my job
to some lazy slob
my ex wife cheated on her husband with me
and bills are piling high
the stoners finally fried
the hippy in the bathtub finally died
I’ve flooded my home
lost my cell phone
got abducted by aliens
now I’m in Roswell
my kids just died
my homes on fire
I lost my job
now I’ve become a slob
I hate my lawyer
he’s always such a toyer
and I just got attacked
by a news van
trouble comes in forms
welcome to the shit storm…
