once there was a giant robot dog with missiles for balls, and lasers for eyes. then one day he met a little boy by the name of greg, who he loved very much. one day, greg looked into the eye of his giant robot dogs eyes and was instantly vaporized. the robotic dog, now with out an owner, let loose his explosive missile balls of death and destroyed the house of gregs fmaily. then they had him put to sleep.
the end.