my bitching rant number 1

is htere any really good reason to actually get into a relationship? what are the pluses? sex? companion ship? a good ol superman every once in a while? what about the negitives? the fact that so many of us are down right deranged when it comes to relationships means that we have a fucking list. once that, despite all intents and purposes, is used to make others feels like shit about themselves. 

now, im not trying to degrade the moral fabric of america, by stating thatp eople in relationships, are souless, fucking retards with the brain of a mggot and the penis to match as well…. or am i? in anycase, the real question of the most impossible task is… why do we do it? to fuck of course. to reproduce. to find that oh so glamorous mate, and then cause a serious case of rugburn that owuld make marty finch cry in sorrow.

but thats nither here nor there. the really good question is this: how long will it take before she tires of you and screams that she doesnt love you because you havent given her the body shaking fuck that she actually deserves. now, its not the time to call it quits. the time to call it quits is when you woke up with a walrus crushing your arms with her immense ass and causing you considerable ego pain. then it wouldve been wise to call it quits. but two years later, your stuck in a trailer park with kids that have that would even give jethro tull a run for his money.

there are many reasons, actions, qualifications, rules, subjigations, severe punishments, and of course, that bat shit crazy ones, you all have to look forward to. of course, women on the other hand, have it easy, all you have to do is spread them legs, or bend over for the ones you feel are worthy to enter your secret garden. this is true, i read in discover magizine. dont fuck with me.

Posted via web from The mind of Morgan James Gavin

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