Hello folks, and welcome to a long awaited, never debated, Hell form known only as a blog. My blog to be exact. For that is what I shall call it. My blog. And yes, I have even missed the dileriously retard, fuckbussed ranting, of one simian like Hauptman111. Or, so one could possibly think, if ones eyes were simply timebombs waiting to go off at the exact moment one loads up his page. But I digress.
I have fucking missed you bitches and bastards. DRY HUMPS FOR ALL!
Now that we.ve got that covered, I just wanted to do a quick little blog for the Hell of it (Thank fucking God its not on my cell phone this time… My thumb is looking more like the Hulk’s finger everday.) so for now… tiddles and what not, for I have excitement to write, and write I shall! For I am back! I HAVE RETURNED FOR THE DAMNATION OF THE UTTER BLEAKNESS! FOR NOT WRITING HAS CAUSED ME GREAT PAINS, FOR I HAVE MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH!
But no more… for the next two days I will unload a complete and utter salvo of pent up frustrations whenever the mood strikes me! FOR THAT IS THE WILL OUR OUR LORT, DAER TODD!
MUA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!