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I’m so fucking bored out of my fucking head. Lately I’ve been bored to death writing, which is why I hadn’t reallly posted much here for the past few weeks. Although our dearest little Hauptman hasn’t really posted much either since March, it’s for the same reason Brian hasn’t posted much as well. But that’s neither here nor there. Still… I’m just incredibly bored at the moment. Lately I’ve been playing an oldy but goody GTA SA for the PS2. That’s right folks, I’m stuck in the past generation of consoles! Not that I want to be, Hell, if it was up to me, then I’d be getting a PS3, 360 and whatever the Hell else is out there. But, during these tough economic times, when Lohans and Gibsons are really the only actual noteworthy news out there, I kinda get the sense that no matter what, America as a whole, has kinda fucked itself.

HOW DARE I!

Well, how else do you explain the fact that the news of late really hasn’t been that interesting, That Michelle Obama’s bitching at Barrack for one thing or another. I tell you, its gotta be a PR nightmare. That aside, I can’t really say much.

OH YES THE FUCK I CAN! šŸ˜€

I recently read an article about teens not getting into the senior prom because of how they looked in the dresses they chose, while at the same time, girls who “Looked the outfit” got in without any problems what-so-ever. 

WTF!? Look, I know personally that teachers are bigoted, self righteous idiots whose only actual concern is pumping great test scores out of kids so they don’t lose their jobs. As well as apparently dissing fat chicks in awesome dresses. This doesn’t really bode well with me at all. I know that the teachers concerned don’t represent the whole, but as it is, I’m just too friggin lazy to go through the trouble and linking the article. Yeah right. Anyways, so far…. it’s still pretty lame. 

I recently went to Howloween city  in Hesperia to see if I could throw together a constume for what I envisioned Demeonte Dorikame, a character from “The Dorikame Saga”, would look like. I found the mask, found the trenchcoat, and I have the gel, now if I could only find a plastic scythe big enough, we’d have ourselves an awesome time. 

To be honest folks, I hadn’t really found the “All Hallow’s Eve” to be that big a deal, and my lack of excitement for the holiday is somewhat linked to the little siezure I had a while back. Fucked my mind something fierce. That and the other thing… on to the dating scene!

Which is…. not all that active. 

I know that there are women out there whod think I was a catch if I only put the time and patience into the experience of courting, but at the same time, I get distracted easily lately, and the last thing I’d want to do is piss off a potential girlfriend. Seriously… 

But I guess when it comes down to it, all we really need is a bit of focus to get done what we really DO need to get done. There’s no shame in admitting that there is something wrong in the focus department, I rather like the challenge. There is no “but” people, get over it. The only part about the whole thing is that I have great confidence, I love it to death. Sometimes, it just has to take a back seat to what really matters in the world.

Writing the damned intro to the fourth book… 

I’m not writing to complain, nor am I writing to provoke another “War” as my kindly, loving, somewhat jaded family member puts it. I’m writing simply to share my wealth of vast and intricate knowledge of various points of bullshit with the world! Lol, that might’ve been dangerous had I said penis instead of bullshit. 

Usually I’m very enthralled with Bill Mahr’s show, I just really wasn’t as interested in it as I would usually be in the various debates and isolated redundancies in our socio-economic structure and how it effects the political systems for better or worse. That or the reality that we’d have to be butt buddies with Mexico sometime in the future because of how the media’s turning our country into a cesspool of wheelchair bound, overweight, leather tux wearing idiots with nothing better to do than go spotlighting at a club on friday night. 

One of those two.

In fact, since I had recently become obsessed with the TMZ site and all it has to offer via cell phone, all I’ve been reading lately is about “As the Lohan turns” and “One Oksana To Live… Richly” news opera’s that seem to pervade, and trustfully rape our minds with useless facts about a drunk’s Father telling the reporters that others were responsible for his daughter’s drinking habits and the cautionary tale of an abusive Jew haters ex-GF/Mother of his kid revealing tapes of said Jew hater being abusive. 

Fucking Disney. They get all the good children’s movie ideas.

But rest assured that I love each of my readers… but not my blog stalker, him… he can burn in Hell. alongside Hitler, Khan, and the person that created “Darma and Greg”.

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