89 years of wtf…

Yes. I will make fun of this whole “end of the world not happening” thing. Why? Because someones got to. I mean, american idols getting old, the slim jim dude kicked the bucket, the voice is like a nonviolent boxing musical in front of four evil dudes in big chairs minus the fluffy cats… And palins got her russia spottin gloves on the presidential race. So in a way… Hes right. But about doomsday? LIAR! For once i thought something interesting was going to happen… I had some hope invested in this. AND HE SHATTERED IT LIKE A WARLOCK ON TV GOIN DOWN IN FLAMES! look, no one thought this dude was serious to begin with. The only difference was that this doomsayer was using media instead of cardboard signs and tin foil hats. My dad has a saying, “you can paint a pile of crap gold, but its still crap.” he is on target with this guy. I know there are hardcore dudes and dudettes out there that believe a shaggy dude will pop out from a rock and take us all
to the clouds, and you have respect that, but in reality, even they have to accept this as one of gods practical jokes. I can imagine him thinking of ways to mess with our heads, then thinking up this brilliant plan. And of course, they all fell for it. Why? The crazy dude got the media involved. Thats the only reason we fell for something like this in the first place. This is the part where we collectivelly tar and feather the crap out of him for making us believe idiocy on this level. “thats not fair! Be nice!” with dudes like him giving us mental swirlies over a math problem? Never.

Author: Morgan Gavin

Author, Youtuber: YT/dr3arms, Universal Receiver at Amazon, all around chill guy, I talk about trendy things and mocha lott- LIES! I talk about whatever I want. Lol?

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