im having a brain fart attack!

okay, you know how you have a clear thought in your head, and then shit just falls apart? like theres not really much you can do except sit down for a second and scream bloody fucking murder because you dropped your sandwich and now the dogs eating it? yeah, happens to me allll the time! but not because its on a great note or what not, but simply because everytime i think of something awesome, another thought cuts in line and im like “what?” and my head just does its own thing.

IM SICK OF THAT FUCKING FEELING! to make matters even worse, two really strange things happened last night, which caused the inevitable brain fart attack. the first being that my cat sniffed my butt first thing in the morning while i was writing osmething down. i dont exactly remember what it was, but  than again, these things are just so fucking bizarre i have no other choice but to try and think of something else.

the second is that a cat cleaning cat scene happened right in front of me, and i wasnt even sure how to react to it. i was “whaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck!?” and thought it was just epic what happened and that i cursed myself for not getting it on tape.  i told you! the wierdest fucking shit happens to me on a regular basis at a microcosmic level that screws with my head!

the third brain fart attack inducing thing was “TRAIL OF THE DRAAAAGOOOON!” thing. wait, what? i forgot, DAMN IT! I FORGOT! WHY! I MEAN, I DIDNT HAVE A SANDWHICH IN MY HAND, I HAD THE EFFING KEYBOARD! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS NOW!

and i had the caps on. which makes me look like a screaming doofus. although half the time, i dont need caps lock to help with that.

needless to say, there are many, many, MANY things that can cause me to have a brain fart attack.

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