Have I ever told you how much I fucking hate FB games?

All righty! Listen up folks, because outside of chasing fat roly poly squirrels out of my garden and walking down to where ever I walk to, I really loathe facebook games. why?

THEY TAKE TOO FUCKING LONG AND THEY REQUIRE YOU TO PAY FOR THE GOOD STUFF, WITHOUT EVER ACTUALLY BEING GOOD! I mean come on! It’s not like WOW or Starcraft where the most awesome things happen in an instant, and mabe its just my consumer nature, but I like to feel like I don’t have to bug my neighbor four hundrfed billion times to fertalize my fake tomatoes! And if that weren’t the end of it, there are many, many, MANY IRRITATING WAYS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Such as requesting that you be a fake superhero! Yay! Everyones fake safe fantasy is to play some idiot in green tights that goes around pile driving even faker criminls! I would’ve said something like fake denials, but that wouldve been an insult to the people that constantly and UTTERLY live in denial! Whats that you say? People are being dumbed down by the fabric of todays advertising execs to sell them a peice of FUCKING FAKE SOAP!? Really!? What else is fucking new!?

This world went from being THE MOST brilliant place, to “JERSEY FUCKING SHORES ON! EVERYONE THAT WAS CONCEIVED ON A TANNING BED, FREAK THE HELL OUT! SNOOKIE MIGHT SAY SOMETHING!” 

Einstein was right when he was talking about the two things that are infinite, he mentioned the universe and human stupidity, you know what folks!? We are going right down the fucking shitter!

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling you all stupid, commercial loving, shit smelling, lower life forms that buy some cheap porn star smelling piss water because she’s the most popular thing at the moment… But you are getting close to me calling you that.
Really close.
Aas in five minutes from now close.

I’m just calling maybe an eightieth of you that.

Let’s face it, people want to be famous so that distracts form their otherwise boring, mundane existences that we really don’t give a shit about. And then we have shows like Big Brother which force us to actually care about these chisled looking jagoffs and their actually boring, mundane lives. And we are addicted to it!

Why?

Because we care… wait… what!?

Folks, I just have to say the batshit crazy train has left the building, like I mentioned in a previous post a few years back, the train and skyways of human intelligence is slowly but surely lowering the price of admission. We all are regulated by lists of whos the best and worst at something, or what’s the better buy, and its becoming nothing more than an ego driven pissing contest.

Because they care.

Not to mention all these people that are against the death penalty. Well excuse the shite out of me, but if someone kills, they should die. Pardon me, I should say that if somebody kills in a “bad way” they should die. Yeah like it really makes a difference. My suggestion is to build prisons that, at night, flood their cells with water, and after two hours, the bottoms of the cells drop out, and everything retracts into the wall, the bodies, some still living, would then be dropped into a grinding machine, and after that, the bits and peices are burnt into ash and used as the next round of prisoners garden fertalizer with the knowledge that they too will wind up like the ash they’re using.

Because we don’t care.

Maybe introducing a hard line approach like this will help ease crime rates down, because if they do commit a crime, even once, they’ll go to prison and die in the same night. That is, if they kill someone in a “bad way”. And the system will be fully automatic, and it’ll kill in a “good way”! Why?

Because we care.

But going back to my intense and frightening hatred of facebook games, fuck em. Why?

Because I don’t care.

These things are wastes of time that I really don’t want to deal with anymore. Maybe its just me putting too much pressure on myself to get a massive workload done, or make sure that my mind doesnt get overloaded on whatever it is I get overloaded on. mainly coffee, but I would think its time to put a end to all the Facebook games before someone gets face palmed one to many times.

Why? Because you care.

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