Yep. Tis a post about relationships, from t he ones where they treat your junk like a hideous rat needing to die immediately  through the power of fists, to t he ones that cheat on you with a goth after getting drunk at a mcdonalds then  going back to his horrid trailer trash place and fucking like wild weasels in a t he spring time.

Oddly specific, yes? But that’s not all I’m going to bitch about at the moment. In a weird moment of clarity for me, I finally get it. Not the end of world shit that may or may not be happening, but the fact that people are just going batshit crazy over this kind of thing. There are  news breaks almost every other week about how fucked up things are getting and I’m trying to figure it all out, you know?

But the important thing, is that if we all go batshit crazy, We do it together.