Merry Christmas one and all! Yes, it is that time for old grievances to be forgotten, stupid people to be smart, and my personal favorite time of the year!
Can we get a fuck yeah? No we can’t. Anyways, this time of year has always been a special time for us. It’s that moment where we forget that we hate eachother with a passion that would send even Mel gibson into a furious shit montage for a year.
True that my good… not so good friend. Anyways, Today, we want to talk to you about something that’s close to our heart. I say heart, because, well, you know.
The split mind thing. Which if you think abouti t, isn’t really that pslit at all, I’m starting to think its connected at a more miniscule level. but that’s just my side of things.
You done yet? You are!? GOOD! now we all know that Christmas and pretty much every other holiday comes but once a year.
Which means that you’ll be getting gifts pretty much year round from people who think about you maybe three times a year. Four times if you died near their birthday.
Aren’t you a bowl of sunshine this morning!
I do try. I do try. Anyways, this year, we want to wish you, and all of our fellow D.I.D. people, however many they are in mind, a very merry Christmas. If you or one of your Alters is Agnostic or Athiest, fuck you, it’s Christmas.
In other news, I had a date!