Okay, this past week has been a bit of a blur for me, so let’s start off with a topic everyone can agree to:
They’re arguing about sandwich shops. Please god, let them be arguing about sandwich shops!
so, everyone’s still bugging out about Ben Affleck being a horrible, nightmare inducing, more terrifying than a flying bottle to Justin Beiber’s head, rage terror inducing choice for the next Batman. Because if anyone is more suited to play the Dark Knight, it’s the dude who starred in Giggli… giggly… WTf the movie is.
Say it with me, “I am the night! I am justice… I… Am… Affleckman!”
So, outside of that trauma inducing choice, because you and I both know that with Affleckman cast in the new Affleckman v Supergigli Movie, there will be blood!
Sparkly, sparkly blood!
But… More subjects of conversatin’ await than just the horrid nightmare’s of Cinema, I’ve gotta talk about what the hell is going on in my own life, because Society can kiss my hairy red Haduken:
Or… Just, y’know, whatever the hell screaming nightmare this came from.
Lately, things have been super crazeh:
MY EYES! DEAR GOD, MY EYES!
Because the (Yes, let that image sink in.) semester is quickly wrapping up in more ways than one, I’ve yet to do any actual work for the class outside of hoping beyond hope that our groups presentation is good, if not better then an Avengers movie with all the worst possible actors being cast as all of the characters in the next Avengers movie… Or y’know… a My Little Po-
WHICH ONE IS THOR!? WHICH MOTHERFUCKING ONE!? IS THE MIDDLE ONE APPLEJACK!?
Not surprisingly, me finding my blogging spirit again has been a pretty awesome experience, getting in touch with my inner Internet fueled Rage Demon has given me a bit of a new view point on everything, from class schedules, dating, avoiding trouble, and of course, venting whatever pent up frustratins I have against whatever is ticking me off at the moment. which, considering all possibilities, I’ve been pretty calm in regards to socializing, as well as just getting the presentation done.
However, there are a few gripes I’ve got to take care of-
I-I-I… My inner child is screaming bloody murder and cookies. Yes, that’s a real recipe.
However, thanks to previously mentioned Prayer Circle, things are looking up, mostly because I’ve just been not looking for dates/girlfriends/Slash Cosplayers:
It’s a TRAP, I mean, Chimichanga!
but we’ll see how everything starts to pan out. I need to get my classes organized for next semeser, and I’m actually looking forward to it. My folks are slowly hinting that I need to get a steady paycheck going, and for the most part I agree. Though the author gig is awesome…
I sometimes need to hit the writers block with a Hammer and scream, “Run, damn it!!! Just run away!”
Anyways, I feel I’ve got things in the bag now, though I’m feeling a little like-
AAAUUUUGH, MY EYES!
MAKE THE BLEEDING STOP! MAKE IT STOP, FOR GOD’S SAKE!
WHY DOES THIS NOT HELP ANYTHING!?