Okay, let’s get this nailed down right off the bat. There are SMART Teenagers, and then there are fucking dumbass ones that feel like they know better. They do not. We were all Teens once, and dear god, the blissful ignorance was amazing. Look, I know I’m not going to gain any fans by saying this, and it’s a horrible thought to have, but the little fucking idiots who died from the Tide Pod Challenge? Do you think that’s the universes way of sparing us a future mass shooting or a mass cult suicide? I’ve always been on the nice side of thinking about this kind of thing.
And now we’ve got a 12 year old girl who said it was an accident and committed a school shooting in which no one was hurt.But she is being taken into custody, which makes up for something. Look, the fact she convinced the cops that it was an accident, is cool, she’s 12.
But were a 12 year old boy to do this same thing? Jesus, we’d be hearing about it nonstop for the next week! IT’s these kinds of antics that make me question whether or not teens today are smarter then us. Obviously not, because the dumb ass ones are doing the Tide Pod Challenge while being racist little shit heads on CoD and trying to outdo each other in performing the same thing, over and over and over.
Look, I’m not going to rip Teens a new one because they’re going to be dumb asses. That’s kind of their thing, that’s kind of their goal in life. Do dumb shit now, learn from said dumb shit, try not to die, and become all the smarter for it.